Branch and Leaf's first semi-periodic haiku contest begins today and extends to next Friday (Jan 23rd) at 5 pm.
All haikus must, directly or indirectly, deal with the topic of "Disclaimers/Warnings".
Submissions should be posted as comments to this post and will be judged by popular vote in the subsequent week.
Participants may submit any number of haikus. (The more, the better!)
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Said: "Dry clean only"
Caution: I tossed to the wind
Now: Cat cardigan
"Women should not drink
alcoholic beverages..."
Say's so on the can.
Under penalty
Of law, do not remove, un-
less you consume it.
Woah there, potty mouth
No cursing in the boudoir;
Say shit elsewhere, man
Not a Red Rider,
but I still re-enacted
A Christmas Story.
Please don't climb over
the railing. It is there to
protect you from bears.
orange hand, white man
coexist, conflicting this,
my intersection.
"Let us leave feeling
Sheldon is better, not worse
for our presences."
--on Old Sheldon Church, Sheldon, SC
http://www.graveaddiction.com/dougsheld.html
In the Men's Room: "Please,
stand closer. It is further
away than you think."
The Ten Commandments -
god, god, god, god, family, death
sex, stuff, lies, sex, stuff
If one attempts to
stop a running chainsaw with
his hands, serves 'em right.
That chainsaw haiku
Beware using easy puns:
"Severs 'em right," too.
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